Wednesday, November 11, 2009

11/11: In the interests of free expression...

CNBC has today referenced a bombshell of irreverance, yet one that I -- an otherwise God-fearing believer -- must admit is spot-on. The composition in question quite creatively captures the public discomfort towards the almighty Lloyd Blankfein and his coterie of fellow Masters of the Universe over at Goldman Sachs, the bank recently described by Rolling Stones magazine as a 'great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity.'

Without further adieu, here is The Lloyd's Prayer:

Our Chairman,
Who Art At Goldman,
Blankfein Be Thy Name.

The Rally's Come.
God's Work Be Done,
We Have No Fear Of Correction.

Give Us This Day Our Daily Gains,
And Bankrupt Our Nearest Competitors,
Just As You Taught Lehman And Bear A Lesson.

And Bring Us Not Under Indictment.
For Thine Is The Treasury,
The House And The Senate
Forever And Ever.

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